Some Funny Questions from Yahoo! Answers

Sometimes Yahoo! Answers offers some funny stuff for us Engineers. Well, here are some as of today, I tried to answer some to the “best” of my knowledge;

How we can build engines that will weigh 500gram and have power of 10000hp?
- LOL. Only God Knows.

Is a wattmeter designed to measure the real power delivered to a resistive load? if yes please tell me why..?
- Ahhh… yes???

How do I use a measuring tape?
- wrap it around your neck and hang your self.

What are the advantages and disadvantages of scissors?
- Well, the advantage is that, unlike measuring tape, it can easily kill you when it’s sharp

I want to become a roller coaster engineer?
- hah!! Go on…

How do introverts handle extroverts?
- Ammm… the introvert doesnt want to tell to the extrovert that what the extrovert’s thinking-out loud is stupid

Does a fridge have a light bulb in it?
- Maybe? LOL

I m good in maths and good in computer but not good in electrical engineering subjects?
- So what’s the problem?

How to make a homemade flashlight without using any wires?
- Make a wireless flash light. hehehhe

If i reverse an elecric motor can it create electricity?
- Well, seriously, yes! Just make sure that if it’s a DC or synchronous motor, it has a permanent magnet excitation in it or if it’s a induction motor, you have a feedback power.

I have no idea what to do with my life????
- Me too.

What type of engineers make more money?
- Electrical Engineers. Yehaaa!!!!




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